I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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