It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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