Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize