I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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