He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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