I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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