hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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