you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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