piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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