You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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