It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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