I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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