He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
