Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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