I wanna bring you to show and tell
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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