Quick, to the slutcave!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I believe in your delicious
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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