I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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