Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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