My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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