If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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