I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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