She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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