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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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