If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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