Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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