Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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