Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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