Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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