I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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