fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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