I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
More tranny stories later!
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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