In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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