Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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