i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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