i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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