well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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