I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Pooping to opera.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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