For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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