he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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