well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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