the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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