what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
