I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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