It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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