He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
