i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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