is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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