is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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