You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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