I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Everyone says I win the strip club
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The Olympian is in my bed
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize