Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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