Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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