I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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