i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Panties = found
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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