I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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