STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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