we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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