I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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