Ambien. No doubt about it.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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