i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
