I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
im holly from the hills drunk
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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